Fat Bastards

I was on the bus the other day and at one stop a big fat bint got on, she was a good 20 stone. The bus was busy and for some reason she decided to plonk her fat arse down beside me squeezing up against the window with no apoligy what so ever. I very politely enquired if she had purchased one or two tickets only to be met by a scowel from her and disaprroving tuts from some of the surrounding passengers.

Now whilst I don't doubt that in some cases there may be a medical reason 95% of the time YOUV'E JUST ATE TO MANY PIES !!!!!! so if you want to use public transport buy two fucking tickets and if there aren't any double seats left wait for the next fucking bus !!!!